What Gets Me Up in the A.M.
My company recently moved its workers into a new building, and in the parking lot, I’ve found my perfect parking spot. It’s out of the way, in the back corner, where I can easily sneak in and out of the office by the back entrance. However, I was late to work the previous two days, and someone parked in my spot. I kept looking out at the parking lot throughout the days hoping the owner would have moved the car so I can take it back. No such luck. So, today, I made sure that I arrived early so that I can park there. In all my years working, this is the only time I’ve ever been self-motivated to get to work early. Usually, I roll in at the latest allowable tiime, so I can squeeze as many extra minutes of sleep as possible in the morning. I feel like a Dilbert cartoon.
Pluto has been relegated to a meaningless number. A number! And you’re worried about a stupid parking space. You should be ashamed of yourself!